is there an award for smelliest person on public transportation
yes. yes there is.
(Source: 5east)
I Hope You Catch Crabs
Close your goddamn legs
The fuck is this?! A bucket?! Nono, you couldn’t live without your ottoman today so you brought a goddamned bucket?!
I hope you catch crabs.
tumblrbot asked:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Paging TLOTH and Texnessa: Sesame Street not scrimping on realism.
“It’s so hot I could die.”
“It’s too crowded to complain.”
Strangely though, nothing about airing out your nads.
You know my thoughts on that topic.
